The Republic of Richire is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.648 billion Richireans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Richirean economy, worth 68.3 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,470 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,783 per year while the poor average 3,837, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Richire's national animal is the hawk.

Richire is ranked 64,234^th in the world and 1^st in Auroara x for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 60.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.