The District of RHW 9 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.063 billion RHW 9ians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse RHW 9ian economy, worth 935 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,083 juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,739 per year while the poor average 10,012, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and RHW 9 has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. RHW 9's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RHW 9 is ranked 50,912^th in the world and 1^st in Valletta for Most Corrupt Governments, with 38.4 kickbacks per hour.