The Federal Republic of Rhind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.068 billion Rhindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhindian economy, worth a remarkable 3,394 trillion Microluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,151 Microluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and umbrellas are back in fashion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhind's national animal is the Felis silvestris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhind is ranked 1,252^nd in the world and 1^st in XLII for Safest, scoring 158.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.