The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 48.657 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 16,066 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,201 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Rhanukhan, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 4,739^th in the world and 2^nd in F7 Cliches and Community for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,501.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.