The Colony of RG33 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.95 billion RG33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RG33ian economy, worth 168 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,603 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RG33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

RG33 is ranked 141,075^th in the world and 1^st in Red Guards for Most Extreme, scoring 19.39 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.