The Ever Multiplying Love of Revolutionary Cells is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 36.183 billion Revolutionary Cellsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Revolutionary Cellsian economy, worth 496 trillion zellens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 13,717 zellens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revolutionary Cells's national animal is the revolutionäre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Revolutionary Cells is ranked 124,906^th in the world and 1^st in New United Capitalist Nations of Trump for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 598 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.