The Protectorate of Retsachi is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 4.544 billion Retsachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The Retsachian economy, worth 187 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,252 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retsachi's national animal is the Eagle.

Retsachi is ranked 286,322^nd in the world and 1^st in Retsachi for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.