The Rogue Nation of Retcon XXII is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working population of 6.571 billion Retcon XXIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The Retcon XXIIian economy, worth 250 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,075 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retcon XXII's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Retcon XXII is ranked 162,979^th in the world and 1^st in Redditmalaysia for Most Patriotic, with 7.79 flags saluted per person per day.