The Pouty Faces of Resting Sitchface is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Naomi Banks with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 5.452 billion Resting Sitchfaceans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogue. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Resting Sitchfacean economy, worth 366 trillion sitches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 67,253 sitches, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,728 per year while the poor average 14,674, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is moderate. Resting Sitchface's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catwalk.

Resting Sitchface is ranked 219,698^th in the world and 7^th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.