The Theocracy of Respublika SErbska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.923 billion Сѣрбскіе are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Сѣрбскаградъ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Сѣрбскій economy, worth a remarkable 3,789 trillion Рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 424,657 Рубльs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,959,073 per year while the poor average 4,055, a ratio of 976 to 1.

Vacationing Сѣрбскіе expect to be treated as royalty, theoretical science is only theoretical, cigarettes are dead-cheap, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Императоръ Всесѣрбскій Владиславъ I's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Respublika SErbska's national animal is the Вольвѣрінъ, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Сѣрбское Родноверіе.

Respublika SErbska is ranked 290,873^rd in the world and 1^st in Holy Slavic Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.