Population | 33.291 billion |
Capital | Sacrosanct Settle |
Leader | Benedict the Wise |
Faith | The Worthy Struggle |
Currency | Dupondius |
Animal | Resplendent Quetzal |
The Theocracy of Respectener is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Benedict the Wise with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 33.291 billion Respians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct Settle. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.
The all-consuming Respectenerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,205 trillion Dupondiuses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,257 Dupondiuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, Respectenerian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Respectener's national animal is the Resplendent Quetzal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Worthy Struggle.
Respectener is ranked 288,665th in the world and 1,294th in Europeia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, Most Stationary, and Most Influential.
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Respectener's influence in Europeia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Respectener was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal Republic of Cutias, killing 6 million zombies.
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Respectener's influence in Europeia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Respectener's influence in Europeia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Respectener was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.