The Community of Resource Distribution is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 175 million Irish enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Irish economy, worth 16.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,806 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

"Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Resource Distribution's national animal is the Hare.

Resource Distribution is ranked 276,795^th in the world and 12^th in Economic Development Zone for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.