The Hind of REPUBLICBHARAT is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Vijay Dharmaraja with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.735 billion HINDUSTANIS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of karnavati. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient REPUBLICBHARATian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion aanaas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,647 aanaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vijay Dharmaraja wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, the aims of top-secret REPUBLICBHARATian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, most ambassadors from REPUBLICBHARAT retire only a few years after being appointed, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. REPUBLICBHARAT's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

REPUBLICBHARAT is ranked 157,688^th in the world and 24^th in India for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.14 percentage of bribes refused.