The Republic of Republic of Poolandia is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The cynical population of 45 million Republic of Poolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Republic of Poolandian economy, worth 2.40 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,318 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Republic of Poolandia's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Republic of Poolandia is ranked 307,729^th in the world and 750^th in Concord for Largest Black Market, with 10.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.