The Confederation of Republic of Dixie is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Rex of Texas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 23.863 billion Confederates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galveston. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 4,138 trillion Confederate Notes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,432 Confederate Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, frequent flyers are chiseled into statues, diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Dixie's national animal is the Black-Mouthed Cur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spirtual Gnostic.

Republic of Dixie is ranked 7,587^th in the world and 1^st in Dixie for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.73 on the Kitten Softness Rating.