The Allied Tribes of Republic of Bukidnon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ned Stark with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.927 billion Bukidnons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malaybalay City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Bukidnonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,114 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,521 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Republic of Bukidnon retire only a few years after being appointed, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Bukidnon's national animal is the Monkey Eating Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Republic of Bukidnon is ranked 79,521^st in the world and 20^th in Philippines for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.9 kickbacks per hour.