The United Thai Kingdom of Remestica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Siam Chai Talay with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.04 billion Thais have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The very strong Remestican economy, worth 122 trillion Thai Bahrnats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 59,954 Thai Bahrnats, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Thais look out for gay men, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, Party members are derided as class traitors, and swings are banned for being a danger to children. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Remestica's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Remestica is ranked 280,616^th in the world and 729^th in Council of Asia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.