The Free Land of Relend is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 450 million Relendians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The Relendian economy, worth 27.5 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,082 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Relend's national animal is the merlin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Relend is ranked 174,914^th in the world and 8^th in Restoros for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.