Population | 18.283 billion |
Currency | gold serpent |
Animal | lion-headed serpent |
The Power and Glory of Rekasneg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.283 billion Rekasneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rekasnean economy, worth a remarkable 8,175 trillion gold serpents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,155 gold serpents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Rekasnean justice, Rekasneg's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, trains and passengers alike are often late, and horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Rekasneg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rekasneg's national animal is the lion-headed serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rekasneg is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Regionless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 437.71 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Rekasneg.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Rekasneg's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Rekasnean justice.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion-headed Serpent Dung" has been declared a national treasure.