The People's Federal Republic of Reignment is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Ms DaiDai with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.801 billion Reignishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reignien economy, worth a remarkable 2,845 trillion Reignish Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 418,369 Reignish Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Reignien as 'your finger, you fool', the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), bars are packed at all hours, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reignment's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Paganism.

Reignment is ranked 13,399^th in the world and 1^st in The Eastern Front for Highest Food Quality, scoring 141.87 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.