The Republic of Regulate You is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 553 million Regulate Youans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.

The Regulate Youan economy, worth 28.7 trillion an EPS a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,902 an EPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regulate You's national animal is the an EP, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Regulate You is ranked 28,868^th in the world and 11^th in Congress for Nicest Citizens, with 19.85 average smiles per day.