The Irregular of Regular is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.168 billion Regularians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Regularian economy, worth 390 trillion photocards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,278 photocards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,620 per year while the poor average 17,944, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Regular's national animal is the cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Regular is ranked 21,212^th in the world and 5^th in Suspicious for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,974.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.