The Stellar Ancient Domain of Regnum Cyprus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Guy de Lusignan with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.633 billion Andarian Stellar Cypriot Warriors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The Andarian Stellar Cypriot Warrior economy, worth 276 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,072 Bezants, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The atmosphere in Andarian Stellar Cypriot Warrior boardrooms is turning more gay, Regnum Cyprus has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Regnum Cyprus, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Regnum Cyprus's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Regnum Cyprus is ranked 246,629^th in the world and 2^nd in The Cancer Constellation for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.