The Queendom of Regira is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 410 million Regirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Regiran economy, worth 26.2 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,808 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, and trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Regira's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Regira is ranked 105,358^th in the world and 249^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,160.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.