The Principality of Regionate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Military with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.929 billion Regionateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Region City. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.

The powerhouse Regionatean economy, worth 279 trillion Regionate Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,429 Regionate Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables, commemoration of the Great Regionate War costs almost as much as the war itself, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Regionate Animal, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regionate's national animal is the Regionate Animal.

Regionate is ranked 308,629^th in the world and 16^th in Regionate for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 20.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.