The Best Flavor of Red Sour Patch Kid is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 716 million Red Sour Patch Kids live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong a Red Sour Patch Kid economy, worth 38.8 trillion Sour dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,128 Sour dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, minor code style errors dull the house edge, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Red Sour Patch Kid's national animal is the Sour.

Red Sour Patch Kid is ranked 57,749^th in the world and 1^st in Sour Patch Farm for Highest Food Quality, scoring 34.86 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.