The Woodhouse Sanctum of Red Puma is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 24.946 billion Red Pumen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The very strong Red Puman economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 66,941 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and mass shootings have become the new normal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Puma's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Red Puma is ranked 288,873^rd in the world and 3^rd in Maui for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 34.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.