The United Socialist States of Red Hawks is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 13.43 billion red hawks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped red hawk economy, worth 321 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,959 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Hawks's national animal is the red hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Red Hawks is ranked 88,015^th in the world and 1^st in Red Hawks for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.