The Horse Guard of Red Friday is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.614 billion Red Fridayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The very strong Red Fridayian economy, worth 544 trillion lire a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 34,859 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Red Friday's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Red Friday is ranked 265,362^nd in the world and 4^th in Walipperic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 676.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.