The Kingdom of Red Britain is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and remarkably easy parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.543 billion British sons of guns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a Brit economy, worth 89.4 trillion Gears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,928 Gears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, lobotomized citizens couldn't identify a house if it fell on top of them, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Britain's national animal is the Smog fly, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Red Britain is ranked 311,833^rd in the world and 139^th in Federated Nation of Western Islands for Nicest Citizens, with 0.65 average smiles per day.