The Incorporated States of Recruitment Thief is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.162 billion Recruitment Thiefians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The Recruitment Thiefian economy, worth 41.5 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 35,681 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Recruitment Thief's national animal is the Kitsune.

Recruitment Thief is ranked 271,171^st in the world and 977^th in Alliance of Storage Power for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.