The Dictatorship of Rech pospolity is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kristen Smertnick with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.823 billion Polishes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Polish economy, worth 275 trillion Polska kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,491 Polska kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Kristen Smertnick's window to draw attention to their issues, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rech pospolity's national animal is the Kotek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dmitro Smertnichestvo.

Rech pospolity is ranked 61,855^th in the world and 3,260^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 638.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.