The Advanced Technocracy of Really Smart Kansas is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Betsy DeVos - of all people - with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.773 billion Scientologists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The powerhouse intelectually gifted economy, worth 795 trillion bible verses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,416 bible verses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,476 per year while the poor average 14,852, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the nation's favourite colour is black (Really Smart Kansas has found 1 easter egg), even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaagaaaaaaaannnn has been named as Really Smart Kansas's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Really Smart Kansas's national animal is the oil derrick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaagaaaaaaaannnn.

Really Smart Kansas is ranked 31,888^th in the world and 2^nd in Primitiveness for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,062.64 Standard Monetary Units.