The Republic of Really slow update is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 6.253 billion Really slow updateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Really slow updatean economy, worth 297 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 47,512 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Really slow update's national animal is the Kitsune.

Really slow update is ranked 144,022^nd in the world and 7^th in the lightless flame for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 605.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.