The First Cola Switcher of RC Cola Fan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.856 billion RC Cola Fans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The an RC Cola Fan economy, worth 159 trillion rc colas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,390 rc colas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. RC Cola Fan's national animal is the rc cola.

RC Cola Fan is ranked 58,145^th in the world and 571^st in TPFKAQ for Most Primitive, scoring 48.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.