The Republic of RC Cola 79 is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning bison population. The quiet, industrious population of 9.262 billion RC Cola 79ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient RC Cola 79ian economy, worth 338 trillion lire a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,459 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RC Cola 79's national animal is the bison.

RC Cola 79 is ranked 296,777^th in the world and 2,380^th in Brest Oblast for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.84 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.