The Emirate of Razorbeast is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, devout population of 5.256 billion Razorbeastians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Razorbeastian economy, worth 227 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,195 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Razorbeastians, bike rage is all the rage, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorbeast's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Razorbeast is ranked 312,728^th in the world and 3^rd in Gallifrey for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.