The Corporate Dictatorship of Raynala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Council of the Greedy and Corrupt with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.685 billion Raynalans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fractorio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Raynalan economy, worth a remarkable 2,467 trillion Raynalan Scaps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 321,131 Raynalan Scaps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,007,819 per year while the poor average 21,834, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, war criminals are given full state funerals, the digital money revolution has cashed out, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Raynala's national animal is the Wagyu Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hypocrisy.

Raynala is ranked 291,471^st in the world and 6,366^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.