The Queendom of Rowan I of Ravania Prima is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Rowan I with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.778 billion Ravania Primen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rowan's Glory. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ravania Priman economy, worth a remarkable 5,285 trillion Primas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,238 Primas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ravania Prima's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Order of the Hexes.

Ravania Prima is ranked 318,995^th in the world and 1^st in Ravania for Nicest Citizens, with 0.43 average smiles per day.