The District of Rascal Bordello is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.879 billion Rascalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Rascal Bordelloan economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,342 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,776 per year while the poor average 3,116, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Rascal Bordello has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rascal Bordello's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rascal Bordello is ranked 258,777^th in the world and 8^th in Belfast for Safest, scoring 14.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.