The Community of Random Nation 71 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 808 million Random Nation 71ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The Random Nation 71ian economy, worth 38.7 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,904 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, gun ownership is compulsory, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Nation 71's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Random Nation 71 is ranked 138,963^rd in the world and 317^th in Oofery for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.