The Jingoistic States of Ranbarth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bart I with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.967 billion Ranbarthians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranbarth. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The strong Ranbarthian economy, worth 781 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,263 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ranbarth's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Ranbarth has designated Ranbarth as its capital city, Christianity has been named as Ranbarth's national religion, and Bart I has just been declared ruler of Ranbarth in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Ranbarth's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ranbarth is ranked 248,013^th in the world and 3^rd in The Zephyr for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.6 law-abiding acts per hour.