The State of Ramsey is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.515 billion Ramseyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Ramseyian economy, worth 798 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,478 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and Ramsey has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ramsey's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ramsey is ranked 238,710^th in the world and 1^st in Turks and Caicos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.8 law-abiding acts per hour.