The Blossoming Land of Rainian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor Kovalenko with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 7.492 billion Rainians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion Ehrins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,625 Ehrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, replacement organs are grown in vats, and card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainian's national animal is the Sea serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Rainian is ranked 82,099^th in the world and 4,135^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,208.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.