The Kingdom of Raggafarion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Leroy Shabba Levy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.329 billion Buffalo Soldiers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Public Transport, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barrington. The average income tax rate is 10.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rastafarian economy, worth 138 trillion erbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,514 erbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, General Leroy Shabba Levy is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Raggafarion's national animal is the dreadlocked lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Raggafarion is ranked 49,249^th in the world and 8^th in Lewisham Library for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.