The Democratic People Republic of Radonski is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by comrade voronin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.952 billion Radonskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of arisgrad. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Radonskian economy, worth 281 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,094 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radonski's national animal is the t-80, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Radonski is ranked 15,342^nd in the world and 3^rd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.17 law-abiding acts per hour.