The Democratic People Republic of Radonski is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by comrade voronin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 1.811 billion Radonskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of arisgrad. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Radonskian economy, worth 232 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,432 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, discarded pennies litter the streets, Comrade voronin is famed for giving great back rubs, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radonski's national animal is the t-80, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Radonski is ranked 34,235^th in the world and 56^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,478.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.