The Republic of Radiant Armed Forces Two is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, fear of technology, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.853 billion Radiant Armed Forces Twoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ria Air Base. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Radiant Armed Forces Twoan economy, worth 801 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,490 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Radiant Armed Forces Two, a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Armed Forces Two's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Radiant Armed Forces Two is ranked 284,564^th in the world and 2^nd in Pelican for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.