The Empire of Rabitopia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 397 million Rabitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rabitopian economy, worth 21.5 trillion feltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,074 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 40,298^th in the world and 349^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,264.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.