The Empire of Rabitopia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 541 million Rabitopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabitopia City. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rabitopian economy, worth 35.4 trillion feltis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,419 feltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, Rabitopian military drills look more like joint-the Rejected Realms exercises than anything else, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabitopia's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabitopia is ranked 39,589^th in the world and 441^st in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 18.66 average smiles per day.