The Kingdom of Rabithead is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 507 million Rabitheadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apsinentzia. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rabitheadian economy, worth 45.1 trillion phoenixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,011 phoenixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Leader a filthy revisionist traitor, the nation leads Amfictyonia for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and government institutions' refrigerators are filled to the brim with baby bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rabithead's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rabithead is ranked 274,104^th in the world and 2^nd in Amfictyonia for Largest Populations, with 507 million capita.