The Colony of Quvo is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 104 million Quvoli are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Quvolillo economy, worth 4.58 trillion pennies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,074 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Quvoli, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, government doublethinkers have declared that voting is slavery, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quvo's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Quvo is ranked 16,511^th in the world and 1^st in Solar System for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,310.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.